Am I given to believe that churches have turned themselves over to bowling alleys in order to generate income? Your top picture would seem to confirm this.
Dear Mr. Fortescue-Sweeney,Your observation has had an effect akin to a raging drunk gatecrashing a Buddhist meditation, on my sensibility. The mental image of the human skittles a-skattering is now firmly impressed on the 'eye' I take to this hitherto tranquil image. You are quite the mischievous scamp Sir!Huzzah!