We were relaxing in the twilight proximate to the market place in ye fine olde city of Norwiche, when we witnessed something most beastly. Thadeus Basil-Snapper (the third!) and I had been enjoying watching a tiny little chip man who had escaped from the chip stalls on Norwich Market, walking in a most charmingly uncoordinated manner, when suddenly a chip fork was thrust into the poor potato-based fella's little head. We gasped as he sank to the ground and lay quite still. Mr. Basil-Snapper (the third!) began to sob whilst I froze on the spot. The queer thing is that we have no clue as to who the perpetrator was. It has left us in quite a blue funk I can tell you!
~ Munro Tweeder-Harris Esq. ~
~ Munro Tweeder-Harris Esq. ~
A truly horrific tale
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