I recognise that hat. Blast me sideways if it doesn't belong to that tweed defiling bounder who thinks he's the next Ketton-Cremer, that is when he's not busy relieving himself on graves like a mongrel at a pillar box! Be more than his ruddy hat goes a tumbling, if he's not careful!
May one enquire as to whether you are one of the 'The Shovel's' of Hindringham? Pourquoi? Because, I was once acquainted with a certain Cecil the Shovel, custodian of the coffer in the church there.
I recognise that hat. Blast me sideways if it doesn't belong to that tweed defiling bounder who thinks he's the next Ketton-Cremer, that is when he's not busy relieving himself on graves like a mongrel at a pillar box!
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Field Marshall Bumper Cockton-Smythe
I was wondering about the music?
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ReplyDeleteNothing to say to you... I fear that inspiration has quite deserted me in this instance... isn't it!
Dear Elias the Shovel,
ReplyDeleteMay one enquire as to whether you are one of the 'The Shovel's' of Hindringham? Pourquoi? Because, I was once acquainted with a certain Cecil the Shovel, custodian of the coffer in the church there.
Elias the Shovel,
ReplyDeleteFurther to my previous response: I am glad that you are wondering about the music. I am wondering about the music too...
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