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I have seen many a plough-hand brought low by Mrs Palmer and her five sinful daughters and I wholehearted oppose onanism. In fact I oppose everything. To the Bridewell says I!
Mother used to say that during the war when times were hard, she would sometimes milk father in this way. Although he was never a well man and she would only do it if the Vicar was coming to tea.
(sorry we haven't get in here that much these past days, quite busy =_=)(and being the only one that bothers with visiting other blogs doesnt help =_=)
I have seen many a plough-hand brought low by Mrs Palmer and her five sinful daughters and I wholehearted oppose onanism. In fact I oppose everything. To the Bridewell says I!
ReplyDeletePuritan and Proud
Dear Mr. Israel Gedge,
ReplyDeleteAre you by any chance related to Mr. Victor Rabble-Rant, lately of Essex?
Essex! Tis the Devil's county.
ReplyDeletePuritan and Proud
Not be funny mate, but what is Onanism? Does it mean spending too much time in front of the mirror?
ReplyDeleteMy dear Dan.
ReplyDeleteI think it's more akin to stroking the oak.
Yours R j Ooooooooostead
Mother used to say that during the war when times were hard, she would sometimes milk father in this way. Although he was never a well man and she would only do it if the Vicar was coming to tea.
ReplyDeleteMore tea anyone?
Condensed milk
ReplyDeletePowdered egg
ReplyDeleteShovel for victory!
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty epic :D
ReplyDelete(sorry we haven't get in here that much these past days, quite busy =_=)(and being the only one that bothers with visiting other blogs doesnt help =_=)