Closed Churches - Hockering
That's a handsome church! |
A pleasing display of wrought iron work! |
"Quite right too!" exclaimed Munro Tweeder-Harris, Esq.
"After all, we don't think that we would cause any damage or steal anything - but who's to say for sure?"
"Indeed! Why, even now I'm beginning to doubt my own intentions in coming here. I fear that, had these good people not decided to prevent me entering this wonderful looking church, I may have... well, who knows," said the precipitous Thadeus Basil-Snapper (the third!), scratching his chin in contemplation.
"It might be some kind of challenge for the thieves Munro; after all, one would normally approach a task like that from the outside."
"Quite possibly so Thadeus. Well, at least we have been provided with this bench. It's those thoughtful human touches which make all the difference."
... and Remember - they don't want you visiting!
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